Devil's Advocate Of Finance Pillows

Wall Street Devil.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Route 666

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"You had me at hell."

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."