Devil's Advocate Of Finance Pillows

Wall Street Devil.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Route 666

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"What about you, Bob – do you think you're being a little possessive?"

"The presenting sponsor of The Dr. Faust Podcast is, as always, Mephistopheles."

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"