Financial Daredevil Pillows

The 'Jesse James' retirement plan for procrastinators.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

'Risky, but I like it!'

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Joey, how about our 'Fools rush in where angels fear to tread' fund?"

'Went broke subscribing to financial news letters'

'I can live further beyond my means than any man in the house.'

Man in the corner with dunce hat.

Attack of the Investment Zombie

"He lost his head over an investment."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

"That's too bad. Here, however, we like stampedes."

Economic Cliff Edge

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

Jerome Yomp Investments...'The high tech Evil Knievel'.

Investments: Winner of the Evel Knievel award for thrills and excitement.

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'Luck just doesn't cut it anymore. Today it has to be 'uncanny' luck.'

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"If you aren't adverse to risk, I can put you in an attractive Ponzi scheme."

"I've decided to enjoy my money now and become a burden to society later."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Businessman at the deep end.

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'He's chasing the market.'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."