Investing Daredevil Pillows

A book titled 'Tales from the Crypto'.

Day trading.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Businessman at the deep end.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Stocks go up, stock go down. That's why I jump with a bungee cord."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Stock Hurricane Ride

"This is what we recommend for motion sickness, due to the stockmarket's rollercoaster ride."

'He's chasing the market.'

"Don't go there, it'll cost you an arm and a leg to lose the shirt off your back."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

At The Clown Bank.

'I know I said I love this stock, but that was five minutes ago.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

"But you must continue as a lab rat! Can't you see we have three mouths to feed?"

Investment Firm's sign, 'No guts, no glory'.

'Will that be on your store charge?'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Opportunity knocks investments..now..never

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

Invested pot of gold in the stock market.

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

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Attack of the Investment Zombie

Please Help Me Get Back To Buying Risky Stocks On Margin.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.