Devil's Advocate For Rock T-Shirts

Angel and Devil Music.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Tina Turner

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"