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Angel and Devil Music.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Eric Clapton.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Tina Turner

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Route 666

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Nick Cave

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.