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"I'm a huge fan of your work."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

Route 666

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'If there's one thing I've learnt from being a good manager, it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Wow! If global warming goes on it will cut our heating costs by 12 percent!"

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

This is where Brent council sends you

"You had me at hell."

"Is your dog friendly?!"