Device Denouncer T-Shirts

"Do you think that social media is dumbing-down the art of conversation?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

City Marathon.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Is this the new input device?'

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Fur Baby

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

Computer help.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Communication

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Cellular Plan

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

"I just got an alert from our smart refrigerator. It's pleading with us to not stick anything else on it."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

Consumer care and technologies

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

Annoucement

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"