Device Daydreamer Gifts

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I confess I've felt temptation to cheat."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'