Determination Devotee Gifts

Courage. Love.

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.

"My formula for success is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent desperation."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Praying.

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"