Detective Fiction Prints

Sherlock Holmes and the case of the missing cocaine

"Quick! Follow that dish and spoon!"

Detective Honky

'Hands up!', 'Where are you going with this?'

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

I'm not avoiding you!

The Philip Marlow family

'Don't worry, Mr. Scott, we'lll find your wife. We're checking all the malls now.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Puss in cement boots"

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"That's hardly necessary!"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"