Detective Novel Enthusiast Prints

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Joan Hickson

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Crime Writer's Society.

"I believe this is a case for Sherlock Holmes..."

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Marriage Crash Investigation

"I always wondered why they called you detectives, 'gum shoes'."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"The butler did it!"

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Crime

'Yelling 'open the door, it's us' probably won't help, since we've forgotten the password.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Schlock Holmes

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Sherlock Holmes is stymied.