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"Why Sergeant O'Brien! You startled me."

Detective Honky

A detective selling a copy of Sherlock Holmes.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Crime Writer's Society.

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Fake Counterfeit Money

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Your Honor, I wish to introduce as Exhibit A this bullet with the victim's name on it."

Arrest of La Tuta

"Any clues?"

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Marriage Crash Investigation

Edgar Wallace.

"The butler did it!"

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.