Destruction Destructor Pillows

'Ooooo...heartburn!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Monster Clown

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Graffiti Forever!

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

'I'm screwed...'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

Dancing with the Star Wars

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

Beware of Dog

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Big B: implode...explode.