Destruction Destructor Pillows

'Ooooo...heartburn!'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Monster Clown

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Graffiti Forever!

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'I'm screwed...'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Beware of Dog

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

Dancing with the Star Wars

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Big B: implode...explode.