Destination Wedding T-Shirts

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I told you no one would come to a destination wedding in a place like this!"

"We're invited to a destination wedding. In lieu of gifts, they want gas money."

Tourists

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Go there Travel Agency.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

Things to do in the area.

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

Bride with a lasso.

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

"Hmmm..."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

Elopement

"Can you suggest some place where the dollar goes far but they don't want to kill us?"

"I don't understand, it got 5 stars on the travel website."

Paris,,,Rio,,,Paris,,,

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.