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'Are you SURE this is Christmas Island?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Eureka

Yonder

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I'll be right back."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

'What a twist of fate!'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Go there Travel Agency.

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"Not saying much are they?"

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"Do you have anything fit for a King?"