Destination Discoverer Mugs

'Are you SURE this is Christmas Island?'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"It will be all your fault."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Eureka

Yonder

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

"I'll be right back."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'What a twist of fate!'

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Go there Travel Agency.

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

"Not saying much are they?"

The Choice of Fame and Fortune.

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

"Hmmm..."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."