Destination Explorer Mugs

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."

"How are things in Glocca Morra?"

Land's End

Never choose a vacation spot by its posters.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The fate of the emigrant

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Sister Cities

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

How About Serving Us For a Change

"It will be all your fault."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building