Dessert Lover In Denial T-Shirts

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Chocolate Shop