Desperation Dramatist Pillows

"My last interview seemed to take on some negative energy after I handcuffed myself to a chair and refused to leave without a job offer."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Modern Major General

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Shakespeare Street

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.