"My last interview seemed to take on some negative energy after I handcuffed myself to a chair and refused to leave without a job offer."
Desperation Dramatist Mugs
Discover mugs that speak to the dramatic side of your creative friend or family member. Perfect for those who love to brew up inspiration and add a humorous twist to their morning routine.
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
University Soapflakes
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
Modern Major General
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
Falstaff
'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'
"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"
"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions
Two Rages Passing in the Night
Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege
"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.
"True crime meets reality TV"
Scarpia's Palace
Shakespeare Street
Midsummer Night's Dream
Friedrich Schiller
'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'
'Hello, I'm your understudy.'
Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.
Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."
Starvation Watching
"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."
The 3 Musketeers come undone.
"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."
"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."
"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."
"Young Montague's full of himself."
'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'
Desperation Dramatist Mugs Collection
Desperation Dramatist Pillows
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Desperation Dramatist Prints
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Desperation Dramatist T-Shirts
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