Disaster Dramatist Mugs

'One day, this will make a wonderful metaphor.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

''Intelligent design'? -- Why, those patronizing little twerps!'

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Unusual weather for June'

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Stretcher Header.

Luck

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Volcano and plane

Forest Fire Hazard