Desperate Measure Taker Pillows

Add a humorous and inspiring touch to their home decor with a pillow celebrating their inventive, daring approach to life's challenges—great for cozying up their space.

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Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip. mockup

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

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"Feel free to take notes."

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'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?' mockup

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

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Jason and the Aga notes,

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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there." mockup

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

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Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort... mockup

Meanwhile at the Cafe de la Mort...

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'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.' mockup

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

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'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.'' mockup

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

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'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.' mockup

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

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'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!' mockup

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

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Devil-may-care loans.

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What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment. mockup

What we especially like about these theoretical types is that they don't tie up thousands of dollars worth of equipment.

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Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock. mockup

Stan waits at the door for opportunity to knock.

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Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center. mockup

Fat Chance - Casino & weight loss center.

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Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip. mockup

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.

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'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.' mockup

'Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky.'

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"How's the diet going?"

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"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes." mockup

"Phyllis needs to stop taking our staff meeting minutes."

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"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in." mockup

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

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"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil." mockup

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

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'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.' mockup

'Tell you what, I'll tell you what I'm writing if you tell me what you're writing.'

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"NEED AGENT"

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"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose." mockup

"To be an alpha male, little buddy, you've got to live like you've got nothing left to lose."

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'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!' mockup

'I know you live a life of quiet desperation -- you never shut up about it!'

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Risk Management Hut.

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" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

" 'No!' shouted Mr. Bixbey, slamming his fist down on the table. The floor shook, the walls trembled. Mr. Watson turned ashen. 'Y-y-you m-m-mean w-w-we . . .' The words wouldn't come out. He seemed to choke on each syllable."

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