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'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Perfect."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"I remember when this was all offices."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

A man works in a snow globe.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'

'We won't give you a raise, but you can put this on your desk.'

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Office worker has Swiss office knife.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

Mayan calendar, Mousepad & Coffee Mug.

Nice custom job, Bill!

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