Desk Mess Advocate Mugs

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

In/Out box.

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"I have a system."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

"Instead of cleaning my room, can we just seal the door and call it a time capsule?"

'Aah! I've caught you Dobson - making love to my wife during working hours!'

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Our small humans have groomed us for an hour, we're in the field, what shall we do first Maurice?'

'Kemper, you're absolutely dysfunctional. Have you ever considered running for public office?'

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

Ernie gives this job one hundred percent --- at about the rate of two percent a week.

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

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