Desk Lunch Lover Pillows

"I don't mind lunch at my desk as long as I can knock it on the floor first."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"Pie chart"

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

Landing That Tough Account

Food van driving through an office.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."