Desk Lunch Lover Pillows

"I don't mind lunch at my desk as long as I can knock it on the floor first."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"Pie chart"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Food van driving through an office.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Landing That Tough Account

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

We have the businessman's lunch which is �4.95 and the successful businessman's lunch at �7.50.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"I like the Businessman's Special. The fortune cookies all have stock futures in them."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!