Desk Jockey Humorist Mugs

"Progress is going around in the same circle...but faster."

Fresh Paperwork

Bureaucracy Heirs

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

"Morning, all!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Time for More Paperwork

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Lumbar support animal

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Laptop Dancing.

National Boss Monument.

"I feel your pain."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.

"We should have taken the cubicles."