Desk Jockey Humor Mugs

Start their workday with a chuckle—our humorous mugs for desk jockeys are perfect for holding caffeine and good laughs alike. Brighten their office routine with witty sayings and funny illustrations.

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'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'

'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.' mockup

'From now on, anyone not found at their desk will be sacked on the spot.'

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?" mockup

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

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"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal." mockup

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw." mockup

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

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'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

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"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!" mockup

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?" mockup

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.' mockup

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

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'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.' mockup

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

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"Morning, all!"

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"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be." mockup

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

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"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!" mockup

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

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Time for More Paperwork

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"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!" mockup

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

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Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

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'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?' mockup

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

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'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.' mockup

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

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"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me." mockup

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

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Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

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"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

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