Desk Guitar Hero Pillows

City & Western.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Storm in the out tray

Golfing Boss

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Italica

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Work Slave

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."