Desk Guitar Hero Pillows

City & Western.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Guitarist

Golfing Boss

Storm in the out tray

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Italica

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?