Desk Diva T-Shirts

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Shake it all about sign on desk

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Framed Lady

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Dance.

Disco Bunny.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Dance.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

You make me feel like dancing!

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"You've got night fever."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

How would Madam like to pay?

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Disco Dancing

Curtains haberdashery

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'