Desk Diva Pillows

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

I could have danced all night!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Shake it all about sign on desk

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

Framed Lady

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Dance.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Disco Bunny.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Dance.

You make me feel like dancing!

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

How would Madam like to pay?

"You've got night fever."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Curtains haberdashery

Artist chained to his drawing.