Desk Brawler Prints

Department Battles

In basket-case.

Golfing Boss

Overworked in the office

Multi-tasking.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Office zombie.

"Time to do it in!"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Poetry debate

Frustrated at the office.

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

Job Security

"Your family called. When you get caught up, they'd like you to send them a proof of life."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.