Desk Brawler Mugs

Department Battles

In basket-case.

Golfing Boss

Overworked in the office

Multi-tasking.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

'The answer is still no. I may look like a pushover, but I'm not.'

Poetry debate

Frustrated at the office.

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

Musical Fight

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'Why do you need an alarm clock'

Job Security

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Health Warning - This job will lead you to drink.

"Lord, who or what is strewing my path to success with obstacles!"