Designer Deal Explorer Gifts

'£200, your husband will kill you! No way, I'll wrap it in brown paper and tell him I bought it in a jumble sale.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Non-Drip ?

"How soon will this be a remnant

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"I just..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"