Design Thinker T-Shirts

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

The birth of ergonometics.

Flow Chart.

'To help solve our design dilemma, I've brought in the inventor of the wheel.'

'That's the worst video game idea I ever saw!'

'Oog's driving himself nuts trying to figure out where to add tailfins.'

'Barrier Free Public Restroom.'

'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'

"I just think post-modern captions work best within a traditional cartoon format."

"The client wants to know why the horrible changes they requested made their project horrible."

Design an oil pipeline that doesn't spill...

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

The Googler

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'