Deserted Achiever Pillows

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

Emergency Phone.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I wish I was creative'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Art of Surviving

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Beware of dog"

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.