Deserted Achiever Mugs

I can't believe it - I've made it again!!!

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

Emergency Phone.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I wish I was creative'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

Art of Surviving

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"Beware of dog"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"You can make your life any way you want it. Don't let your thoughts limit your future. It is possible to achieve your dreams!"