Desert Flora Fan Mugs

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Author's Bio-diversity.

The Velvet Mesquite

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

Flower sniffer

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

Welcome to Kew Gardens

Mushrooms of New York

"You're not supposed to answer her when she talks to us."

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Cactus Man.

The Abbe- For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'

"You must be the new guy!"

Wallpaper over a door.

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Yogic Flier / Flymo

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

Vulture Painting

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

"When did you first realise people were abusing you?"

"That's what happens when they get enough water."

"He won't get far without this!"

Summer Blooms in the City

The Philodendron-Filing Doldrums Dilemma

When Vegans Eat Out. . .

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'

Deserted island with a 'No Smoking' sign on it

'If you pretend to water these fake flowers they'll last longer.'