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'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

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'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'You do Botox?'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Botox...'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

"Have you been scratching this?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."