Dermatology T-Shirts

'Okay, so his hair is gone! But look how great his SKIN looks!'

'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'

'Why are you scratching yourself?'

Starting from scratch dermatology clinic.

'You created a new skin disease from scratch.'

'It hasn't been bothering me. Of course, I don't have to look at it.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'I'd really like to do something about these spots.'

"For goodness sake Timmy, stay out of the shade!"

Astronomers talk about sunspots

"You have hives."

'No, you're not developing a third eye - it's just a zit.'

'Now, somewhere around here is where moles are created.'

'At least he's making an effort to match the curtains.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'

I WILL NOT COMMENT ON MS. STEMPEL'S WART

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

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"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."

'Looks like another rash of stock sell-offs.'

'I'm always looking for inner symbolism, and you the dermatologist, are always looking for skin diseases.'

'I think I've got measles.'

"I didn't mean to imply your laugh lines are funny, Mrs. Carpentier."

'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I'm not a snowflake Martha, I'm just having an eczema flare up."

"No one's going to notice a little thing like that."

"I see that cream doesn't seem to be working..."

"What would I recommend for dandruff? Wear a white suit...!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Skin Clinic - Merry Eczemas

"Take it form me. You might want to use some sunscreen."

"Dr. Lance will see you about your mole now."

"Tattoo removal" "Any more?"