Deployment T-Shirts

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

The Winds of War

'Number one platoon will be on patrol. . . number three will be playing peek-a-boo.'

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

Iraq - has no exit.

Off Duty - Iraq.

"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."

"Can I see you?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Back to work...

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

God's Subcontractors

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

Friday

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Blue sky thinking

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

Food deliverer's baby.