Department Diva Prints

Humanities Quad.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Framed Lady

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

William Shakespeare

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

Ruff

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How would Madam like to pay?

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

Curtains haberdashery

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

A day at the races

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

Brownie Points

Prehistoric Wallpaper

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"