Department Diva Prints

Humanities Quad.

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Framed Lady

William Shakespeare

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Ruff

How would Madam like to pay?

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

Curtains haberdashery

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

A day at the races

Pharmacy School. We're having a pop quiz. I should have known there'd be surprise drug tests in pharmacy school.

Prehistoric Wallpaper

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Brownie Points

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

Home Maintenance - Decorating.

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."