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'Have you been using Tippex on your teeth?'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dr. Morton believed he had found a less upsetting way to give his patients Novocain shots.

"It's teeth whitening."

Dentist Suction

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Needs ketchup."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Licensed to drill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'You really should Floss.'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'