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"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Dentist Suction

"It's teeth whitening."

"Needs ketchup."

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'You really should Floss.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'