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'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

"Needs ketchup."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'