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'Interest rates are down, so we'll only pull one more.'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

Chicken Road Crossing

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

I see braces in his future.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Oh Hank, you say that now but once you have one it'll change your life.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

"It's teeth whitening."

"Needs ketchup."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

"And then I said 'Don't worry, this is perfectly safe!' Ha, ha!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'

'You're right - the dog did eat your homework.'

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"That's a nasty cavity. That is why it is so important to brush your hair."

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"You're not a gift horse, are you?"

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'