Dental Health Prints

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

'Man! With its ever-rising value, you have enough gold in your mouth to ensure a great retirement...of course without teeth!

'Toffee is very bad for your teeth.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'

'But you said it was only a small filling.'

"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

"I know it looks a brut but you shouldn't feel a thing"

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'Ok, well I can give you a full teeth examination, but I suspect that they're all rotten.'

"Relax. I just nicked myself shaving this morning"

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

"Welcome and let me introduce..."

No teeth.

"You know...maybe grinding your teeth isn't such a bad thing."

"Aha—I hit a nerve."

"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"

'That's what they said at the candy store.'

'I didn't have any cavities, but the dentist said I need braces.'

"He's got dreadful teeth..."

'Oh My Gawd.'

'Well, I'm afraid you've got junglevitis!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

Dentist

"Give 'em all the corn they want. They'll have to go back to England for dental floss!"

"Not hot sweet tea, it'll play havoc with my cavities"

"Granted it's highly unusual to find your teeth are covered in hair Mr Finlay. At a guess I'd say you've been paid a visit by the Tooth Furry!"

"Bad news, Count...you're grinding your fangs at night."