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Molar was always scared of going to the dentist.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"The cape comes off too."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Prostate Exam Second Opinion

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Take up some light exercise or a sporting activity - as a football perhaps."

"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."

"You're flying a little bit right now, aren't you?"

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

Patient sees smiling doctor and mean-looking doctor: 'Oh, I get it ? it's the old good cholesterol/bad cholesterol routine.'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

'You're not totally out of shape - you have a very muscular tongue.'

"Well, there's nothing wrong with his lungs anyway."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Smoke, drink and womanize as much as you like but don't forget to update your will..."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Your results show you have the body of a young man, unfortunately it's an very obese young man with chronic health problems."

Man checks the gears in his chest.