Dental Care Jokester Prints

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

'Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.'

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

Pain free dentistry for those who pay up front.

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

' How many times a year do you visit the dentist?' 'Twice, one for each tooth.'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'See, honey? My teeth aren't yellow, they're 'Eloquent Ivory.''

Wolf in bed.

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

"I'm just here for the dental."

'Only plaque I ever got was from forgetting to floss.'

Do you have health insurance ?

'Somebody's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 dentists and some pain pills.'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

'Wow, that's great, thanks: I really need to floss...'

'I have all my teeth.'

'This next bit might hurt just a teenie-weenie bit...'

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

'My teeth are all my own. They cost me a fortune.'

"You may experience a bit of discomfort."

'Open wide... wider... wider still...'

'He grinds his teeth at night...'

"Do you know from which filling the government is controlling your mind?"

'£50 for pulling one tooth in about five seconds.' - 'I'll ask him to pull the next one more slowly.'

'Open, please!'

'False Teeth in-tray.' 'Extractions Out-tray.'