Denial Diva Pillows

'LIAR!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Influence this."

Ruff

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Baby dressed for the opera.

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Remote work

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"My smart watch says I’m really dumb."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'I juggle a family, a career, and three cell phones.'