Dendrologist T-Shirts

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Gardener

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Inside One's Memory Bank

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Pull the udder one

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Dog training

Water power.

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

Bad news for famed author, I. P. Freely, 'Yellow Waterfalls': 'It's your prostate, I.P., It's as big as a baseball.'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."