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Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"My God! There goes middle management."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Fishy tail.

Naming that Impala

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Purple Fairy

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Beware of the Dragon