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Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"My God! There goes middle management."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Medieval Office Supplies

"Love your ambiance!"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Fishy tail.

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Beware of the Dragon