Demographics Guru Mugs

"Other than your utter lack of support from the 18 to 90 year-old demographic, we're looking real good."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

World Production.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Population rocket

DNA Analysis.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

I've always been slower than computers...

The Problem with World Population Growth

Catch and release dating.

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

Never forget the magic asterisk...

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"