Polling Guru Mugs

Approval Rating

"Nation-building never works."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

US and the EU

Trump Poutine

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Intolerable

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

"An Iraq attack is one thing, but I'm not sure about a Persian incursion."

Backstabber Express: Trump

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

Myanmar coup

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Viva Belarus!

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

Nato Membership

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

The Ayatollah Bomb?

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"

US aid to Ukraine

"With great power comes great reward."

"Trump's America"

'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"We're making the World a safer place for nuclear explosions."

Biden crunch.

Of Course, we can't expect things to be as good as they have been up to now

It's 10 pm. Do you know why Iraq, aided by Iran, are fighting against Kurds - a major U.S. ally against Isis - in Northern Iraq?"

Made in China.